In my words ( for the guys and their crazy exs)

I have been telling

to many guys the same thing

when they come and tell me

my ex was crazy...

that's when I say:

Didn't you guys figure it out

by now that

ALL WOMEN ARE CRAZY

there is no such a thing

as a normal woman...

we are hormonals

we have babies

we deal with men's ego

we obsess about two extra pounds

when it is really half a pound

we bleed every month

we breastfeed babies and adults

so there you have it !

To leave your ex because she is crazy

is exchange six for half of dozen !

BUT remember we crazy women

have what makes you happy

and if we do it well our craziness

it is soooo worth it !

the truth is relationships

are hard to keep up for many years

it is hard work ,

devotion , understandind

comunication and

meeting half way sometimes.

Are you guys doing your part

or just playing victims ?

I use to say normal people

are not exciting people..

you know and I know

that the crazy ones are the ones

with crazy sex...THAT YOU LOVE IT !

so SHUT UP AND DANCE

This sunday make mad love

with your crazy woman

and call the ordinary one

to talk about the new car

that you want so bad...

that's just how it goes...